FAAKs
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| Tribe name: | FAAKs |
| Tag: | FAAKs |
| Number of members: | 9 |
| Points of the best 20 players | 1.763 |
| Total points: | 1.763 |
| Average points: | 196 |
| Rank: | 46 |
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Friends, Countrymen, FAAKs!
The rebirth of The Nation is upon us. Let your voices reverberate from the lowlands of E_LA, to the rolling hills of C_Dale, and the glistening waters of KofC.
Cast off the shackles of your SAK overlords. No longer shall your skull soften the tender undercarriage of Chad Bill’s boot.
Every FAAK, take up arms, answer your brothers’ call, join the ranks of Thoom, and crush the enemies of our fallen kin.
-----For those seeking The Light-----
The state religion revolves around worship of our deity Thoom.
Legend has it that Thoom emerged from the space between the 1st and 3rd dimensions and is often depicted in art with a two-dimensional phallus.
After sacrificing his spleen for our sins, he/they lives in all of us within our own spleens.
Thoom is known for his kind nature and generosity as a lover. Akin to the sirens of Greek mythology, Thoom is irresistible to the opposite sex -- often described as “almost too good looking.”
Despite his gentile outward appearance, when angered, Thoom takes the form of a vengeful FAAKs. As the saying goes, “hell hath no fury like a Thoom scorned.”
Please direct Diplo inquiries or questions to FAAKsy or Steel Kerrtain.
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